Drivers using realistic opposite gender face masks to avoid speed camera tickets

Just another reason why speed cameras are not working out. We’ve heard that some people are wearing face masks of the opposite gender, so if they get a speed camera ticket in the mail, they can object to the picture since it’s the wrong gender. So far we’ve heard the only verified way to get out of one of the tickets is to indicate that the person in the photo can’t be you – opposite gender works. For example, this mask below works for women or younger men and only costs $16.99. Gramps mask Considering the amount of money that is being spent on the speed cameras, tickets, processing, process servers, appeals, etc., to have additional folks getting out of tickets this way is going to further reduce the expected revenues.

This just in! Sonoran Alliance has just announced that it will be releasing its very own mask for male drivers. Here is the mask scheduled for release for the Holidays.


  1. Great advice Pat. For all you drivers who are driving at a high rate of speed, put on a mask which obstructs your vision.

  2. Wooden Teeth says

    This is a much better one. It’s sold as Schwarzenegger but looks way like Napolitano if you add glasses and lipstick.

  3. Antifederalist says

    Who’s the fascist, Todd? I guess Big Government and Big Brother are A-OK with you! Government cameras watching our every move make you happy, huh? Orwell’s 1984 is a utopia in your mind.

    If the government wants “safety,” and the people are adamantly opposed to cameras enough to wear vision-obstructing masks, perhaps government should take down the cameras and try raping us of “their money” in a more personal manner…perhaps with MARKED police cars.

    Not only do I support anyone who wears a mask to avoid cameras on the road, but I would support anyone who paints over camera lenses or destroys the cameras.

    “When government fears the people, you have freedom. When the people fear the government, you have tyranny.” — Thomas Jefferson

  4. Nice about masks – never thought of that. I just tend to keep my visor down at all hours of the day and night now. Not that I speed but I have a paranoia that I’m going to get flashed even when I’m not speeding and have to deal with it.

  5. Antifederalist –
    No I am against the cameras – not just on the road but in all pubic places. I would also support acts which disabled the cameras.

    I am simply pointing out that wearing one of these types of masks while driving will restrict ones vision. Something like a sky mask would be better.

  6. Sorry – I meant ski mask.

  7. I’d like an Arpaio one.

  8. Join today for all the latest anti camera operatioins, demonstrations and information.

    If you like big brother snapping your picture every time you drive down the road, this is not for you.

  9. Isn’t the simplest and safest thing to do is to NOT speed???

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