POTUS NOTES: Phoenix Libfest like Woodstock of the West

– Gayle Plato-Besley

Sunrise- Valley of the Sun: Local Lib Hippy Chicks nearly freeze off their Birkenstocks this A.M. as they crouch behind cacti along the route. Card carrying PETA, NOW, and those doofii with the A in a circle anarchy dorks all get out of bed well before the  usual  crack of noon to skip on over to the Stimu-lie Roll-out. Will they SEE “The One”??

All Conservative critics of the the proposed plan, aka the guys with jobs who are now getting ready to sit in traffic while POTUS meanders through morning drive time, drift off in the fading memory of equity once had. 

So as the Libbys pop their Boniva, climb in the Prius or old Beetle, pin up the witchypoo hair bun, shaking off that tingly feeling not had since the last Dead concert they free loved, get ready to look for a Bail-out side street to travel as we are all going’ nowhere fast this morning. 

BFF- Barack’s Friends of Foreclosure:  Beware the short sale of this package deal.  Read the fine print: do you sign over any equity of the future; are you forced to stay in the home for a minimum of five years, or are you getting lower payments but the principal is still at a shockingly artificial 2006 level? 

 

Who EXACTLY IS this bail out helping?  Does the government own your home, force you to stay in Mesa, Anthem, Surprise, Avondale, Queen Creek, or any other number of housing horror hamlets?  Does this plan box the bad debtors in their lil pink houses? 

Look beyond te glow of POTUS and beware becoming a BFF in the Valley of the Fiscally Damned.


Comments

  1. “So as the Libbys pop their Boniva, climb in the Prius or old Beetle, pin up the witchypoo hair bun, shaking off that tingly feeling not had since the last Dead concert they free loved, get ready to look for a Bail-out side street to travel as we are all going’ nowhere fast this morning.”

    That is an amazing bit of straw-craft, Rightwoman. Well done.

    Although I do think a you could have also mentioned “Betty Freidan” and worked in a comment about how they’re stopping to get an abortion BEFORE they go to see the president and picked up their lesbian life partner on the way.

  2. I hope that all these GOPers are going to send their share of the bailout plan back to Washington – oh, wait, that’s what we already do – we take the money, invest it, collect the interest, and send the money back….been a GOP trick for balancing the budget for years…

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