Liberalism is a mental disorder

17 WAYS TO BE A GOOD LIBERAL 
1. You are against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand.  

2. You believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.

3. You believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding citizens are more of a threat than nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Iran or Chinese and North Korean communists.

4. You believe that there was no art before federal funding.

5. You believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical changes in the earth’s climate and more affected by soccer moms driving SUV’s.

6. You believe that gender roles are artificial, but being homosexual is natural.

7. You believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.

8. You believe that the same teacher who can’t teach 4th-graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.

9. You believe that hunters don’t care about nature, but PETA activists do.

10. You believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.

11. You believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.

12. You believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high. 

13. You believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, George Washington, or Abraham Lincoln.  

14. You believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides are not.

15. You believe that the only reason socialism hasn’t worked anywhere it’s been tried is because the right people haven’t been in charge.

16. You believe that homosexual parades displaying drag queens and transvestites should be constitutionally protected, and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.

17. You believe that this message is a part of a vast, right-wing conspiracy.

GOD BLESS AMERICA !~!~! (oops, can’t do that either) 


Comments

  1. *yawn* Except this one:

    4. You believe that there was no art before federal funding.

    That’s funny.

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