Doctored photo of Governor Brewer inappropriate

Our jaw dropped when we saw this doctored photo of Governor Brewer posted on Blog for Arizona two days ago (at the bottom of this post). We’re not accusing that blogger of modifying it, but somebody obviously did. You can tell just by looking at the hair, which has been tinted an awful greenish color completely unlike her other pictures. Her skin color has been adjusted to exaggerate coloration differences in order to emphasize her wrinkles more. There’s a neat little feature in image editing programs known as “sharpen” which helpfully augments lines and dark colors.  It’s sad that someone has stooped to a level that low to doctor an official’s picture to make them look older and less attractive. To show you what they did to her photo (we could not find the original on the web so we’ve posted it next to a picture taken yesterday at the Obama visit), we did some doctoring to one of Barack Obama’s photos. We aren’t as talented as distorting it as the Brewer graphic artist is, but you get the picture, it’s the photo with rainbow background on the right.

Doctored photo of Governor Brewer

Editors’s Note: Perhaps this photo of Obamessiah would be more appropriate.

Bittner, DeRose Wed

Congratulations to Emily Bittner and Chris DeRose on their recent marriage! (EVT article)

Sonoran Alliance first noted Arizona’s politically “odd-couple” some time ago during our debut of a featured called Pol-parazzi.

DeRose, an GOP activist and former house candidate (LD17) and Bittner, the Arizona Democratic spokeswoman, met at Nixon’s at the Camelback Esplanade during one of its fine political get-togethers.

While the couple will continue their respective activist roles on each side of the political fence, we expect the Bittner-DeRose team to reach across the aisle and provide bi-partisan insight to Arizona politics.

Congratulations Emily and Chris! We wish you the best! 

Vote for Your Favorite GOP Gents!

Editors note: It’s time to lighten it up a little bit here on Sonoran Alliance. Here’s a variation on a theme on our Pol-parazzi post. Have fun voting for your fave!

OK Republican ladies, we’d like you to vote for your favorite, conservative, Republican, elected, eligible, bachelor!

According to political pundits, these GOP gentleman are considered rising stars in their arena chomping on the bit of their next political career move. Who knows, they may even be one of our own future congressman or senator from Arizona.

Let’s quickly profile these chivalrous conservatives and no, this is not conservativematchmaker.com

Representative Jonathan Paton
Representative Jonathan Paton

Hailing from Legislative District 30 in Tucson, Representative and 1st Lieutenant, Jonathan Paton, is currently serving in his second term in the Arizona House of Representatives. Last summer, he donned his BDU’s and volunteered to serve a six month intelligence and reconstruction support mission in Iraq. He returned in February, just in time to join his fellow Republicans in pushing through critical legislation. Jonathan brings a strong international background to any conversation including a proficiency in Russian and German. According to his legislative bio, Jonathan’s “hobbies include reading, brewing beer (we are not sure if anyone has ever survived a taste-testing or not), working-out and writing.” Look for Jonathan’s State Senate campaign website to launch soon.

Representative Bob Stump
Representative Bob Stump

Straight from the westside (Legislative District 9), Representative Bob Stump is currently in his third term in the State House. Deemed by his colleagues as “one of Arizona’s most articulate and eloquent champions of conservative ideals,” Bob has obtained celebrity conservative status among such national networks as CNN, Fox News, C-SPAN and PBS. Bob has also distinguished himself as a legislative expert on bioethical issues such as cloning (if only we could clone more Bobs!) Representative Stump is also a graduate of Harvard University where he was in the brain trust of such scholars as George Will. He also ventured into the waters of Berkely where he studied philosophy and social thought and graduated with honors. According to his legislative website, Bob, “enjoys hiking, skiing and exploring our great state of Arizona.” 

Senator Jim Waring
Senator Jim Waring

North Phoenicians (Legislative District 7) can count on Senator Jim Waring as their conservative voice. Perhaps one of Arizona’s wittiest elected officials, Jim’s colleagues can always count on the good-humored Senator to deliver the right line at the right moment. Currently serving his second term in the State Senate, Jim is the likely successor to Congressman John Shadegg in Congressional District 3. Originally from the Land of Lincoln, Jim graduated from the University of Illinois before obtaining a Masters in Political Science, and a Masters and Ph.D. in Public Administration from Arizona State University. “Dr. Jim” is a popular toastmaster among GOP socialites, hosting occassional happy hour discussions at such fine establishments as Nixon’s at the Esplanade.

Now that we’ve profiled this cadre of conservatives, we’d like to have your votes. GOP gals, please take a moment and tell us what you adore in these patriotic pols and what you think their political careers hold.

Sonoran Alliance Launces New Feature – Pol-parazzi!

Sonoran Alliance is excited to launch a new feature and we’re calling it Pol-parazzi!

That’s right – your favorite pictures of politicos out and about the community in full view. You’ve heard their names, now you get to see them in action at the hottest political events!

We kick off our first photo with a political odd couple.

 DeRose & Bittner

This is GOP activist and former LD 17 House candidate, Chris DeRose, with date, Emily Bittner, Communications Director for the Arizona Democratic Party, at the recent announcement by David Schweikert to run for Arizona’s 5th Congressional Seat. (courtesy RepublicanProfessionals.org)

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If you’ve got political photos, we want ‘em!

Please email your JPG’s and GIF’s of your favorite digital devotees and electronic electioneers to Sonoran Alliance.