1. Publicly Paid Lobbyists AKA Legislative Liaisons: These folks move about from legislative office to office, wearing the cloak of the courts. Invoking their bosses “The Supremes”, not to be confused with Diana, Mary and Florence, they are never denied access. They work on the public dole but in the case of probate reform, are anything but publicly minded.
Speaking in committee last week they gushed over SB1499 as the answer to all the courts woes. Unfortunately, after the testimony of the multiple citizens who waited for hours to testify, 1499 was lambasted as ineffective, failed to come close to meeting the serious needs of the public, and ultimately described by Sen. Linda Gray as nothing more than a vehicle to amend in hopes of offering true reform.
The next day in the House, same story, different verse. SB1499 is great, HB2424 is an intrusion of the legislature into the courts and should not pass. Then the PEOPLE spoke. It passed.
DRAT! Good thing for these folks that they work for the pay-check fairy, AKA the government, and do not have to worry about how the money to pay them is provided. Someone should tell them…”You know those folks who just stood in line for over an hour to register on the kiosk, then waited another couple of hours to testify, then came back to do it again the next day, taking time off of their jobs to be heard. THEY PAY THE TAXES THAT PAY YOUR SALARY. AND PAY, AND PAY, AND PAY! THEY ARE THE REASON THE COURTS EXIST.” That may be a new tune to The Supremes!
2. Court Ordered Fiduciaries AKA bottom feeders…OK, not all of them: Assigned to care for those the courts deemed incapacitated, it is a darn good gig. It’s a well paying “Job For Life”, and by life, I mean the life of the latest victim…um..er…client or until said client runs out of money, whichever comes first. And if you think the re-stocking fee on returned merchandise at the local big box store is bad, try saying “Thanks, but no thanks” to the court’s choice of fiduciary. If things aren’t right and you have hopes of getting a replacement, you better be ready to pay big time!
They will defend their appointment and the right to keep your account (that is what you really are, an account) in court with THEIR high-priced lawyers and ….TA-DA—YOU PAY FOR IT! Yep, you pay for their lawyer to tell the court why you should not be allowed to get another fiduciary. No worries, it should only run you a few hundred thousand for their bill. That’s part of the beauty of SB1499, it cements the stranglehold the courts and fiduciaries have over your future making it even harder to escape their grips. HB2424, the bill written to respond to the outrageous but true accounts of current probate practice would allow the change once a year without the burden of proof being put on the “account”, or the entity formerly known as a private citizen with rights.
AH HECK, what’s a few bedsores or broken hips, might as well stay with them. Even if they are sucking you dry to open your mail, by the time you fight the B-ST-R-S in court, you will be broke anyway. Either way sooner or later, you’re in the state system. For this you saved all those years? Maybe blowing it at the Casino wasn’t such a bad idea after all!
STAY TUNED FOR PART II: Activist Judges and Millionaire Attorneys…