- Gayle Plato-Besley

Sunrise- Valley of the Sun: Local Lib Hippy Chicks nearly freeze off their Birkenstocks this A.M. as they crouch behind cacti along the route. Card carrying PETA, NOW, and those doofii with the A in a circle anarchy dorks all get out of bed well before the  usual  crack of noon to skip on over to the Stimu-lie Roll-out. Will they SEE “The One”??

All Conservative critics of the the proposed plan, aka the guys with jobs who are now getting ready to sit in traffic while POTUS meanders through morning drive time, drift off in the fading memory of equity once had. 

So as the Libbys pop their Boniva, climb in the Prius or old Beetle, pin up the witchypoo hair bun, shaking off that tingly feeling not had since the last Dead concert they free loved, get ready to look for a Bail-out side street to travel as we are all going’ nowhere fast this morning. 

BFF- Barack’s Friends of Foreclosure:  Beware the short sale of this package deal.  Read the fine print: do you sign over any equity of the future; are you forced to stay in the home for a minimum of five years, or are you getting lower payments but the principal is still at a shockingly artificial 2006 level? 

Who EXACTLY IS this bail out helping?  Does the government own your home, force you to stay in Mesa, Anthem, Surprise, Avondale, Queen Creek, or any other number of housing horror hamlets?  Does this plan box the bad debtors in their lil pink houses? 

Look beyond te glow of POTUS and beware becoming a BFF in the Valley of the Fiscally Damned.

According to the New York Times, the Asian bond market is losing the taste for American Pie:

“In the past five years, China has spent as much as one-seventh of its entire economic output on the purchase of foreign debt – largely U.S. Treasury bonds and American mortgage-backed securities. But now, Beijing is seeking to pay for its own $600 billion economic stimulus – just as tax revenue falls sharply as the Chinese economy slows. Regulators have ordered banks to lend more money to small and midsize enterprises, many of which are struggling with slower exports, and Chinese bankers say they are being instructed to lend more to local governments to allow them to build new roads and other projects as part of the stimulus program.” (http://www.iht.com/articles/2009/01/07/business/yuan.php)

What does this have to do with anything?  If other countries are not willing to buy up our guaranteed debt, we will not be ready for the real estate collapse that is still coming.  Remember, China bought alot of those mortgage backed bonds–no more.  We have yet to see the commercial real estate collapse–you know, the see- through office buildings with few tenants, the strip malls built with risky construction loans now going under, and the complete tightening of any growth loans as to help bridge the drought of capital for moderate size businesses.  The till is empty.

If you don’t know who Nouriel Roubini is, you should.  He’s a financial advisor and media-dubbed Dr. Doom.  Roubini speaks and nations listen- Obama’s team listens.  See the latest report from ‘The Doctor’:

“The very cumbersome U.S. Treasury proposal to dispose of toxic assets – that was presented by Treasury Secretary Tim Geithner today – can be best understood (subject to the large fog of uncertainty about its many details) as combining taking the toxic asset off the banks’ balance sheet with providing government guarantees to those private investors that will purchase them (and/or public capital provision to fund a public-private bad bank that would purchase such assets). But this plan is so non-transparent and complicated that it received a thumbs down by the markets as soon as it was announced today as all major US equity indices went sharply down…. RGE Monitor (available in a paper for our clients) suggest that total losses on loans made by U.S. financial firms and the fall in the market value of the assets they are holding will be at their peak about $3.6 trillion. The U.S. banks and broker dealers are exposed to half of this figure, or $1.8 trillion; the rest is borne by other financial institutions in the US and abroad. The capital backing the banks assets was last fall only $1.4 trillion, leaving the U.S. banking system some $400 billion in the hole, or close to zero even after the government and private sector recapitalization of such banks. Thus, another $1.4 trillion will be needed to brink back the capital of banks to the level they had before the crisis; and such massive additional recapitalization is needed to resolve the credit crunch and restore lending to the private sector. So these figures suggests that the US banking system is effectively insolvent in the aggregate; most of the UK banking system looks insolvent too; and many other banks in continental Europe are also insolvent.

There are four basic approaches to a clean-up of a banking system that is facing a systemic crisis:

1 recapitalization together with  the purchase by a government “bad bank” of the toxic assets

2. recapitalization together with government guarantees – after a first loss by the banks – of the toxic assets;

3. private purchase of toxic assets with a government guarantee and/or – semi-equivalently – provision of public capital to set up a public-private bad bank where private investors participate in the purchase of such assets (something similar to the US government plan presented by Tim Geithner today for a Public-Private Investment Fund);

4. outright government takeover (call it nationalization or “receivership” if you don’t like the dirty N-word) of insolvent banks to be cleaned after takeover and then resold to the private sector.” (http://www.rgemonitor.com/roubini-monitor/255507/it_is_time_to_nationalize_insolvent_banking_systems)

Is this scary?  Nationalization of the banks kicks in and the global slide begins.  The Chinese proverb, “May you live in interesting times,” is seen as a meaningful comment by some sage.  It’s not known for sure of what the origin, but there is historical evidence that the proverb is actually a curse. 

 Interesting times indeed.