Now that Obamessiah has made his presence to the Valley of the Sun, where do I apply for my own personal bailout?
According to the President, I can now apply and receive a subsidy for my mortgage. Heck, I may even be able to get it paid off in full!
Then there’s my job situation. Apparently, there are 70,000 jobs coming to Arizona. 45,000 of those jobs will land in Phoenix. Can someone please tell me where I can apply for that $70,000/year job?
In the words of the follower, Julio, “It’s such a blessing to see you Mr. President, Thank you for taking time out of your day! Oh Gracious God, Thank you so much!

