My Own Personal Bailout

Now that Obamessiah has made his presence to the Valley of the Sun, where do I apply for my own personal bailout?

According to the President, I can now apply and receive a subsidy for my mortgage. Heck, I may even be able to get it paid off in full!

Then there’s my job situation. Apparently, there are 70,000 jobs coming to Arizona. 45,000 of those jobs will land in Phoenix. Can someone please tell me where I can apply for that $70,000/year job?

In the words of the follower, Julio, “It’s such a blessing to see you Mr. President, Thank you for taking time out of your day! Oh Gracious God, Thank you so much!

Obama’s “Believe in Me” Tour

In just a few hours “The One” will take the stage of Dobson High School to pass on to the masses another shovel full of….hope. Hope that this stimulus package will do more than stimulate the federal deficit and have a snowball’s chance of actually helping the economy. Hope that the good folks in attendance, who spent more than one night outdoors suffering a Valley of the Sun cold winter’s night, will actually believe this will help the housing disaster. He certainly believes he will heal the ills and be a salve to the wounds of the masses with his words and intentions alone.

He chose Denver for the signing because of the “green” emphasis of programs. He chose Mesa to explain it all because of the heavy impact of the housing crisis in that community. (With so many foreclosures nationwide, how did he choose Mesa? Throw a dart at the map and see where it landed?) The budget shortfalls are being affected already by his actions…but they are going in the wrong direction. The cost of this personal political campaign, and do not be deceived it is a campaign, is on our dime. We will pay locally for the sprucing up of Dobson High to the police presence…all to tout his bill and protect his approval rating.

These are not normal times. These are not the days of flush budgets. The cost and legitimacy of this trip cannot be compared to the visits of past presidents, not when lay-offs are happening and salaries are being cut by the political subdivisons forced to support this event. How will they make up for this unexpected expense?

POTUS NOTES: Phoenix Libfest like Woodstock of the West

- Gayle Plato-Besley

Sunrise- Valley of the Sun: Local Lib Hippy Chicks nearly freeze off their Birkenstocks this A.M. as they crouch behind cacti along the route. Card carrying PETA, NOW, and those doofii with the A in a circle anarchy dorks all get out of bed well before the  usual  crack of noon to skip on over to the Stimu-lie Roll-out. Will they SEE “The One”??

All Conservative critics of the the proposed plan, aka the guys with jobs who are now getting ready to sit in traffic while POTUS meanders through morning drive time, drift off in the fading memory of equity once had. 

So as the Libbys pop their Boniva, climb in the Prius or old Beetle, pin up the witchypoo hair bun, shaking off that tingly feeling not had since the last Dead concert they free loved, get ready to look for a Bail-out side street to travel as we are all going’ nowhere fast this morning. 

BFF- Barack’s Friends of Foreclosure:  Beware the short sale of this package deal.  Read the fine print: do you sign over any equity of the future; are you forced to stay in the home for a minimum of five years, or are you getting lower payments but the principal is still at a shockingly artificial 2006 level? 

 

Who EXACTLY IS this bail out helping?  Does the government own your home, force you to stay in Mesa, Anthem, Surprise, Avondale, Queen Creek, or any other number of housing horror hamlets?  Does this plan box the bad debtors in their lil pink houses? 

Look beyond te glow of POTUS and beware becoming a BFF in the Valley of the Fiscally Damned.